(The Future American President, stylized portrait by Tiner). Just how "cool" is John McCain? Well, lets take a look. He has over 55 thousand Myspace friends. Yes, that's kinda cool ...but Obama has over 390 thousand. Okay, so this is not a popularity contest. Well, lets take a look at his website. Today, McCain is offering a Father's Day Golf Pack , if you donate $50 dollars. ...First of all, I thought Father's Day was yesterday? And, I'm sure Dad would really "impress" his friends with a shiny new set of golf balls. How many people that McCain is promising to "help," actually golf? ...If he is promising to help Americans with lower gas prices, I'm sure these same people really enjoying driving to golf course and using their disposable income to play. Wouldn't you rather give your Dad a cool piece of art ? Thanks Obama. It must be cool, since it's sold out. Okay, so McCain joined the Go Green bandwagon and is offering 20 ec...